Friday, May 25, 2007

Don't Worry About The Wolf..

at your door. Worry about the hog outside your house.

This domesticated hog gone feral weighed in at over half a ton.

After being hit eight times by a .50 caliber revolver Hogzilla the Third ran for three hours before sucumbing to its wounds.

That is certainly several years worth of bacon, pork chops, ham sandwiches, fat back for several messes of beans, many a rib bbq and enough sausage to clog a small town worth of arteries.

Mmmmm bacon. I can hear the sizzle now.

It certainly looks like time to investigate those heavy firepower hunting revolvers that Ruger and Smith &Wesson are making now.

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