Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Mad Bob Mugabe Gored By Goat

Zimbabwe's evil and insane dictator has apparently been victimized by a randy goat.

When Comrade Bob failed to enjoy the amorous attention of the billy goat and began to strike at it with a bottle of water the goat managed to gore his scrotum and puncture his large intestine.

By way of the ZimDaily:

He was holding a bottle of water, when a Billy goat developed a profound interest and chose to pursue it. Whilst Bob swung the bottle at the goat, it quickly and sharply pierced Bob's scrotum, and large bowel. Mugabe's notorious bodyguards seemed unable to prevent the attack as the goat lunged towards the president, perhaps the goat should be handling his security in future. By the time they reached Christmas pass outside mutare, the President was in horrible pain and had to be rushed to a secret location in Mutare for medical treatment.
It could not have happened to someone more deserving.

Sic Semper Tyrannis.

My apologies to my readers I just could not resist ending on that note.

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